Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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