oh god the rape fog is back!
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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