JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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