I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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