margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
home. puking in laundry basket.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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