What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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