I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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