Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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