Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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