hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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