We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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