i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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