First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
