my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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