i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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