They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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