Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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