I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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