i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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