But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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