once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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