The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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