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(609): View more from New Jersey

So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation

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(319): View more from Iowa

Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage

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(253): View more from Washington

Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.

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(707): View more from California

We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm

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