So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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