sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You were trust falling into bushes
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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