By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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