Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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