Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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