I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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