I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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