32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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