You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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