Cold hands, warm shart.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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