what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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