so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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