next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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