Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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