glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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