Can Purell be used as lube?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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