you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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