me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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