at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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