i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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