All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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