You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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