They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I think a kid would responsible me up
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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