if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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