i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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