For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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