): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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