no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Small penises have feelings too.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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