on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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