I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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