It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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